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i ate a shit and it made me shiny

2009-04-21 08:36:52 by mickyhomer

I really thought this was one of my best,

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Score: 10 / 10
Summary: Dear children my ancient eyes are renewed
Review: Dear children you have retold this terrible story with grace and dignity.
I too have a terrible story I was once an ordinary woman.
I lived with the man I loved for many years watching our children grow into fine citizens and our wonderful garden bloom around us. Sadly my husband was taken from me by influenza in the fifties. I resigned myself to live out the rest of my days as a lonely old woman. But 15years to the day after my great loss an extrodinary change occurred within me, I began to grow a penis and slowly become a man!!!! Imagine my enourmous surprise.
My Doctor in his ignorance told me I had CANCER and my wonderful emerging penis was nothing more than a tumor!!. LIES TERRIBLE LIES, I screamed at him that awful day in his surgery.
I knew in my heart it was my beloved Ralph come back an manifesting himself within my body, to again be close to the one who has never stopped loving him.

I have developed along with my ever growing, strengthening penis a dreadful lust for women. I am certainly not as YOU THINK gay, because I am now fully a man and have all the urges and feelings of a man. except I still have very large breasts and allopecia which has cased ever hair on my body to fall out.
Thankyou for your story and thankyou for listening to an old fool and his silly story. All my love dear dear children

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i ate a shit and it made me shiny


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2009-04-21 11:57:52

I'll repost it if you like.

mickyhomer responds:

Why thank you young lady, That would be a lovely gesture ;)