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[Warpigs 56: Your Tea Is]

heil heil rock and roll

Well done you group of diamond geezers, your flash has woken me from a deep coma and I am going straight from my bed of 17 years to expose myself in a strip mall to the man cutting keys at the mister minute booth. fare the well you princes of darkness

AlbinoClock responds:

I must say I'm quite pleased with your decision to reveal your form to all those who would create extra keys, be it for putting under the doormat, giving to a spouse or close friend, or making their keychains look more important. It takes a truely enlightened perspective to allow people the shock of seeing your most likely unattractive nude from, knowing that the most grandmotherly kindness is the shock that awakens.

Go forth, good sir, from this day on as an officially ordained Pope of the Discordian faith and a keeper of Our Lady's Sacred Chao. May you never feel as though you know what's going on. Hail Eris!